How to be a poor employee!

Here are some tips for those who wish to be not so good at their jobs!

1. Fail to deliver results;
2. Show up late to work;
3. Don’t show up at all;
4. Leave early from work;
5. Gossip too much;
6. Be late on assignments;
7. Don’t follow through on assignments;
8. Complain too much;
9. Don’t develop yourself;
10. Lack initiative;
11. Don’t communicate properly;
12. Deliver poor quality work;
13. Refuse to listen to instructions;
14. Have contempt for your employer;
15. Refuse to learn new skills;
16. Steal from your employers;
17. Be rude to colleagues and customers;
18. Be untidy;
19. Be disorganized;
20. Lack team work;
21. Have a bad attitude;
22. Be lazy;
23. Spend too much time on social media while at work;
24. Don’t respond to emails;
25. Don’t answer or return calls from colleagues;
26. Argue too much;
27. Be insubordinate;
28. Abscond from work;
29. Tell lies;
30. Don’t keep your promises;
31. Hold grudges;
32. Refuse to save and invest your salary;
33. Carry too many salary loans;
34. Live beyond your means;
35. Break the rules;
36. Lack ambition;
37. Lack self confidence and assertiveness;
38. Steal from customers;
39. Lack understanding of how your company and industry operates;
40. Share business secrets with competition;
41. Start a business which directly competes with your employer;
42. Defraud your company;
43. Refuse to fit into the company culture;
44. Give too many excuses for not doing the work;
45. Misuse company property;
46. Lack integrity;
47. Do the bare minimum;
48. Refuse to develop others;
49. Play too much politics instead of working;
50. Have inappropriate relations at work;
51. Lack focus;
52. Claim you’re bored at work;
53. Hate or dislike your work;
54. Refuse to take on tasks outside your job description;